me: *throws shade*

mom: pick it up now

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me: *throws shade*

mom: pick it up now

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so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

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*standing ovation*


more here

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sexual orientation: archangel’s smackdowns

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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

Cersei Lannister Week
↳ Day 2: one (or more) scene(s); book and tv show alike -  His sister sat in a puddle of wine, cradling her son’s body. Her gown was tom and stained, her face white as chalk.”The boy is gone, Cersei,” Lord Tywin said. He put his gloved hand on his daughter’s shoulder… “Unhand him now. Let him go.”She did not hear. It took two Kingsguard to pry loose her fingers, so the body of King Joffrey Baratheon could slide limp and lifeless to the floor.

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The first Normandy brought us all together. I don’t know where I’d be without it.

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ladyellaria askedkiss the girl or a whole new world

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